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steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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Feminism isn’t about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It’s about changing the way the world perceives that strength. G.D Anderson  (via blissful-unawareness)

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ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

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ratchetkingsupreme:

My parents tryin to get me to go to church today
anthro-octavia:

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celesti-l:


this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg


YOU RUINED MY FAV SNACK!

DH: hail satan

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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